Scan anything before you buy it. Get an instant COP or DROP verdict, a roast that actually roasts, and a smarter way to get it free.
Available on iPhone, iPad and all Android devices from 5.5
A price tag in store, or a screenshot of your cart. Either works.
An honest, funny verdict in the tone you pick: Gentle, Honest, or Savage.
See how many points it takes, and build a streak of smarter decisions.
No spreadsheets. No lectures. Just a real verdict on whether that purchase is worth it, what it actually costs in hours of your life, and a roast that hits harder than your group chat.
"You're out here financing sneakers like you got a shoe deal. You don't. You got a credit card and a dream."
When something's actually worth it, Roast My Cart tells you that too. It's not a guilt app. It's a reality check that knows the difference between an impulse buy and a good decision.
"Fine, treat yourself. You've earned this one."
"Fine, treat yourself. You've earned this one."
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